I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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