im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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