Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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