I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He better not be in your backpack
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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