Why are handjobs necessary in class?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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