Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Randomize
