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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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