My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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