He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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