I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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