I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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