Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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