belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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