He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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