She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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