You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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