Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
