people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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