So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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