would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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