rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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