I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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