I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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