i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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