I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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