Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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