Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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