Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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