I love black thongs
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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