Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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