We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize