You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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