Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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