haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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