I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
