try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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