Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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