In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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