if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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