Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
