I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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