Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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