We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
