he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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