His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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