just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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