Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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