So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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