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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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