Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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