I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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