Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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