Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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