I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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