I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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