so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Randomize
