weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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