What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can't turn off my feet"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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